If you ever go to Blackpool there are three things you must do. The first is to have a few beers in Joe Longthorne's Music Hall Tavern. It's like Phoenix Nights on mogadon.

The second is to avoid the end of pier shows like a dose of the clap. Unless you like Stu 'I Could Crush A Grape' Francis.

Finally, you must go to the waxworks - an experience I've tried to emulate here. See if you can guess who these grusome mugs are meant to be. Click the button below to give it a whirl.

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